sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via colourless--waves)

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

(via colourless--waves)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via fattynunchucks)

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

(via deep-asthe-sea)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via pitchblackglow)

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

(via paper-trees)

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello

(via pitchblackglow)

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(via fiingerliicking00d)